i had a similar experience today at the walmart SUPERCENTER on transit near sheridan (i bought a grease gun there because i needed one and im running out of money for the week).
my experience was enhaced by the fact that as i was leaving, paramedics were rolling one of the poor fat bitches out on a stretcher. she was unconscious and she was drooling all over herself. a faithfull walmart employee followed close behind with her 6 kids (im not even joking). the oldest one kept saying “where you takin her? we ain’ got no isurance ta pay fo a docta”