Originally posted by Shaggy
RIG a pregnacy test :eek: :eek: :eek:
that may end in suicide
mike, tell them what your room mates are doing!!!
Originally posted by BlkP42E
or else, take a tampon, dip it in kool aid and set it on his pillow
Make sure to only put a little bit of water in the kool aid mix, so its nice and red. maybe get a few chunks of ham or something, just to show you went the extra mile.
few chunks of ham :barf:
sorry i had to go to the bars. basically they are making me there beer bitch cause they are all under 21 n i aint getting no kickbacks for running my ass around for em. Plus they are eating all my fucking food n taking my shit without asking. i mean normally if i liked the ppl i wouldnt care but these guys are assholes n dont givea shit about anything. Im just pissed they are taking advantage of my good being n i aint doing shit. There is more but im too buzed ot think about it. its all small shit but it adds up to me being pissed. ohh plus them fuckers dont shut the fuck up and his whiny ass g/f is a fucking screamer so i gotta hear her moan n shit all weekend ugh shes fucking nasty
run the train on his GF
thats fucked up. thats why i hate roomates, im too much of a stingy bitch to share. Iām like itās mine, get the fuck off. stop buying them beer if they are being assholes, lock bedroom door and then get a dorm fride to hold all your food and keep it in your room.
and for the moaning gf, just tell your bf to moan back 
Fuck you chad ! i have a minifridge though but it just pisses me off. They just dont give a shit im always big shit for the apt cause i need it n they all use it. plus hes a hard cocky sob who thinks he knows it all so its like yeah ok thats funny making fun of me thats real funny. normally i wouldnt care like the clay thing but these guys are dicks about it all.
become a slob
beat there assā¦or do we need pittspeed to clear the place out
i just wouldnt buy them beerā¦
i said he leaves and calls cops on underage kids for drinking some night 
stop beeing niceā¦
Originally posted by BlkP42E
i said he leaves and calls cops on underage kids for drinking some night
espically the night there smoking weed in thereā¦call with a noise compliant or something
plant a bunch of cocaine in thier rooms, then call DEA
if you dont share a bathroom with them , put plastic wrap over the toilet
make a laxitive cake since they eat all your shit.
problem is i dont want them to know its me !!!
right now from other forums ive posted on the give out cell # to telemarketers n also magazine subscritions under his name. then nail in his tires and some ex lax in the orange juice.
bleach in shampoo bottleā¦
wait till they lock their door and then superglue thier lock
put his cell number in a gay classified