cool story bro
wer arnt talking pokemans here we are talking about what you do when you rear end someone
the person with downs syndrome in the handivan should have been nowhere near the rear end of OPs car, then as soon as the bumpers touched he should have been on the phone with the police to report the accident. when asshat with downs syndrome #2 got out of the car with the bat then handivan downs syndrome patient should have called the police right back wile driving away explaining to them he is leaving and that asshat #2 has a baseball bat and is threatening him
unfortunately for you no i wouldnt have made that pokemons trade as i dont have mental retardation like you or your friend or the asshat with the bat
also i dont go anywhere near my moms basement i get a queen sized pillow top mattress on the top floor of their nice house
edit: top floor of my parents house is fucking cash