North Korea

[PureXTC]

Thousands of years of history, British imperialism, WW1 and 2, vietnam, korea, cold war, etc…

Ak is popular everywhere except the US and allies. They also have some pretty badass ex-soviet tank designs that rival our abrams. They are no joke

Not so sure I agree with your point about the tanks. I havn’t done any research but I doubt they have a tank that can stand up to the Abrams.

Not to mention inferior gunships/fighters/bombers and navy all together. They do have a decent aircraft carrier though.

I know I’m comparing China vs. the US military which is off topic so it doesn’t matter much. They would still whoop the shit out of North Korea.

[Joe]

He probably just picked a selectively blind guy to scorekeep and the guy just asked him what he got every hole.

[Penfold]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/06/19/us.nkorea/index.html

I think this story may have been worded to sound more imminent than it probably is.

[AKUMA_TO_TENSHI]

Invest in oil now! If there is even a hint of conflict watch it run. NK is probably the most hated country in the world. China would squash them if they decided to start any action against anybody except Taiwan.

Akuma

[JEG]

I’d love to see secret talks with China basically telling them

“look, neither of us like him, we cant be fighting on another front, blow his crazy ass off the face of the earth, and we will continue to do business as usual”

lol :tup:

[Penfold]

N. Korea threatens to harm U.S. if attacked

This is like a mini cold war that the US is certain to win.

[Joe]

See, Team America gets a bad reputation because we’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[burnt_toast]

Not so sure I agree with your point about the tanks. I havn’t done any research but I doubt they have a tank that can stand up to the Abrams.

:banghead:

[klug]

See, Team America gets a bad reputation because we’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

EPIC SIR. EPIC

[AKUMA_TO_TENSHI]

See, Team America gets a bad reputation because we’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

This quote belongs in a moive!!!

[deebo]

it already is lol

[Geehee]

:picard:

[PureXTC]

:banghead:

The only tank that can stand up to the Abrams is the British Challenger which is owned by our ally.

[Penfold]

N. Korea threatens to harm U.S. if attacked

Oh NOES! Get out of hawaii! Or go before its gone? Decisions, decisions.

Can anyone take the N. Koreans seriously anymore though?

[JayS]

Time to see how that missile defense system that the Democrats keep fighting to stop the funding for or expansion of works.

NK is funny sometimes. They don’t have the capability to handle a full scale war with the US so they will NEVER so much as throw a rock at Hawaii, even if we do board their ship.

Then again, Biden told us people were going to test this giant pussy if we put him in the white house during the election and sure enough, here we are.

Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, Jun… Wow, this Joe guy might not be as dumb as the majority of shit that comes out of his mouth makes him seem.

[DrDoS]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-07-02-northkorea-missiles_N.htm?csp=34

[Motocrossx23]

We may be the asshole jocks of the world but NK is that dorky nerd in high school that acts all tough and hard and then one day snaps but gets his ass handed to him by the whole football team

[Zer0DazE]

The only tank that can stand up to the Abrams is the British Challenger which is owned by our ally.

I don’t know about that. The Israeli’s have a pretty bad ass tank, and hot chics drive them… hot chics with guns!!! It’s a pretty awesome army to be a part of. I picture it like a porn, but with real guns and tanks. Pretty awesome right?

[Blue_Eyed_Devil]

You know Kimmy is pissed because even though our Pres is not Jon McCain he still has The guided-missile destroyer USS John S. McCain on his ass.:carnut

[PureXTC]

I don’t know about that. The Israeli’s have a pretty bad ass tank, and hot chics drive them… hot chics with guns!!! It’s a pretty awesome army to be a part of. I picture it like a porn, but with real guns and tanks. Pretty awesome right?

the MK4? I agree it could give the M1A1 a run for it’s money but again, it’s owned by our ally. They will never square off.

“Additionally, the space between the inner and outer hulls is filled with diesel fuel—an economical storage method and a means of defeating HEAT rounds.”