O K THAT WAS CREEPY

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DAMN !! im sitting here like any other night outside , i sleep outside cuz its too hot to be indoors and the power gets cut at night…

so anyways nothing big other than

THIS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6QG018N99NY/RnWT2wtVEQI/AAAAAAAAAEk/DwAXzLQ9AKY/s320/lizardIndia.jpg

we got them EVERYWHERE i usualy dont give a FUCK but this time i got fucked up for real

they USUALY just chill on walls and in small places like under pictures and bs on the wall… anyways

ONE OF THESE FUCKS JUST CRAWLED UP ONE OF THE LEGS OF MY MUNJA (dont know the english name) AND FUCKIN FIRST I FEEL HIM ON MY KNEE !!!

cant seee him cuz the fuckin laptop is bright

THEN I SHAKE THE LIZARD OFF ME AND FIGURE ITS JUST SOME FLYING BUG CUZ THEY ARE HUGE HERE…

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOTTTTTTTT

CUZ THE FUCKER COMES RUNNING UP MY LEFT ARM AND IM FLIPPPPPPPIN OUT AND HE MAKES IT TOTHE BASE OF MY NECK WHERE I JUST BOUNCE THE FUCK UP AND DO THE CRAZIEST SHAKE EVER

i dont care about spiders and bs like that, bees and w/e else

BUT A LIZARD COMON MAN he can move FAST

THE WORST PART IS I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE WENT

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Wat :rofl

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It’s a lizzard!
What is it gonna do?
Lick you with it’s sticky tongue?

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i have no idea if this fucking thing is gonna strike again i turned up my screen brightness so i can see more of my surroundings

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The fuck is a munja?

You talking about ‘pants’ Singh? :rofl :rofl :rofl

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How about you turn on a goddamn light asshat

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it has sticky feet, can hang upside down off anything, can run REALLY fast in any direction and when its on u, on ur skin, ITSNOTCOOL

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:rofl

I would way rather have that guy on me than some crazy huge bug.

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NOT PANTS FUCK

dude no its a bed kinda like hammock style but its not hanging its like up and shit

and man !!! the thing is here i wasnt expecting it, and it was / is dark as hell and the thing is… i fuckin i fuckin… idk

cant turn on lights the power is cut until the morning sometime

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Singh, I’ve only met you once. But where the hell did you learn sentence structure?

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Since he’s been in India his english has gone straight down the shitter.
It wasn’t the greatest before though, sorry pal.

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You ever called Dell tech support?

That should answer your question.

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Well his english is fine, it’s the structure thats killing me. It’s like sticking needles in my eyes.

:rofl

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:banghead

what she said man

and yea i am gonna agrree that i cant be speaking i mean that i wasnt be speaking the best i mean cuz being here really fucked my english over

and before yea i had probs with english i suppose… i aint afraid to admit it, i am good at enough things to be shitty in english and get away with it

shit i post like z28rag have the time

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well my structure has gone to shit cuz i’ve only been speaking some broken english over here and its a language in its self…

oh yea i dropped out of hs when i was 16 and english was the first class i had that last year and i missed it everyday because i used to come in late with taco bell

BUT idc cuz im nearly bi lingual altho i can only WRITE in english alphabet

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“Have the time” :rofl
Dude. Come home. Please.
Before at least we could understand you.
Now if we get the main idea we’re lucky.

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:rofl great stuff

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dude, those gekko’s (sp?) were all over the place in Australia! they were kinda cool though.

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yea they are cool but idk when they beast up in ur space its just a whole other level yano… like tigers are cool just not when they jump on your arm

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or when they’re in your bathroom…