I am having one of those number dispensing machines like you’d see at the deli counter installed at my driver’s window. The LED board that says “Now Serving” will be on a pole near the staging lights. Take your number.
Damn Jack, I can only spank so many people at one time. Spank list so far as follows: joshGQ, jimshorts, cougarspeed, and then you. Am I missing anybody? Trying to go in order of which victim spoke up first. Think I forgot jimshort’s friend with the German grocery cart.
Take a look at this:
I don’t want you to be surprised, or go into shock when you’re watching it down the 1320… I need you to concentrate on whatever it is you 300ZX guys do when you’re getting stomped at the track. Either thinking about new wax to try (not for the car silly) or how to polish pipes… whatever it is “you people” do when you’re losing to under-powered over-weight SUVs (Jeeps none the less) …
I’m kind of surprised John even bothered to use straps on that thing. I didn’t think an SRT8 (Slow Running Truck 8) had enough power to roll over the wheel chocks. Maybe you could take those straps, hook onto the tow hooks on the rear of Josh’s car, and combine your power like the Wonder Twins to make it a worthy pass. Then when you catch up to me, you can borrow my wax to shine her up nice and purdy for the next time the fam needs a ride to the water park, soccer game, or curling tournament. I’ll work on my concentration. You figure out how your going to get my license plate unburned from your retina’s
I was thinking more along these lines…
Touche’ Jack !! Which one is you and which is J?
Stewie Griffin: [after Stewie becomes the most popular boy at school] Well, Brian, you’ve lost your bet. I, or rather my alter ego, Zac Sawyer, am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High.
Brian Griffin: Well, Stewie, you got the best of me on this one. Congratulations. I guess you’ll be hanging up your wig now?
Stewie Griffin: Oh no, Brian, I’m enjoying myself too much. Do you know that I’ve got a date with Connie D’Amico this Saturday night at Anal Point?
Brian Griffin: Ah, I’ve heard about that place.
Stewie Griffin: Really? What’s it like? 'Cause I have no idea.
Brian Griffin: Well, uh… I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space, that you think, “Gosh, there’s no way I’m gonna be able to fit in there.” But then you fold in the side-view mirrors and, sure enough, well, look at that.
Stewie Griffin: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I’d rather be the parking space than the car.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, that’s what I’ve always guessed.
Now I’m a little uncomfortable.
I think it is cute that you want to race me. I bet I trap in the 1/8 higher then you do in the 1/4 hahaha
Many have said the same thing, but Im still holding it
The trophy?
SOld my car. So i guess i wont be going
My clutch needs to hold out until I race 1QIKZ…
I think I can make this, but as a spectator…unless someone has a solid shifting 4L60E transmission! The shifts in the '55 are becoming quite sloppy:(
Alright, which way are we taking?
u dont wanna try to burn with me sunny… its like spitting in da wind son cause this aint no dream, YOU CAN SEE MEEEEEE
Here we go. Car’s been sitting through two presidents and now the clutch us worn out. Next it’ll be a set of worn muffler bearings. Don’t worry if the rear view mirror is falling off, you won’t need it. If you want to back out now, just declare me King Z and no harm done. I’ve got a twin disc clutch you can have for 700 cash.
Josh do the clutch and let’s swap it in before this so there is no excuses 
Coming for the trophy, now that we’re racing @ a real track. It’ll be a challenge to get out of work @ a decent hr.
lol, I’m just setting it up so that when you loose it’s to a half-broken car. 
Yeah, but we’re going back to Lucky’s in September so unless you decided to run the full 1/4 there, you’ll only have the trophy for about a month before having to give it up…