celine dion walks into a bar, bartender looks at her and says “hey why the long face?”
haahha
when is it time for micheal jackson to go to bed, when the big hand touches the little hand
thanks im here all week
farmer
I’m sweating like a pedophile in kindergarten.
I like to get them before the hair does.
DRE
Here is a good Joke!!!1
:?: :?:
^^ ??
Image = the broken.
Benson 0, Sjostrom 1
Benson = :owned:
it is back, it was not my fault the other site was down.
I still only see a red “x”
So you just :owned: yourself even worse.
Getting more sleep yet?
This thread is worthless without jokes. ^^^ You all suck. :squintfinger:
Q) What vegetable makes up the alphabet?
A) “Lettuce” (letters)
Q) What did the pirate get when he went to china?
A) SARRRRRS
Q) What does a Big Mac and Michael Jackson have in common?
A) 40 Year old meat between 12 year old buns.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken pulls out a cigarette, puts it in its mouth/beak and lights it.
Then says “Well, that answers that one”
Grasshopper walks into a bar
Bartender says, hey weve got a drink named after you.
Grasshopper goes “Really? You have a drink named Charlie!?!”
The pic is there, I can see it.
Maby you need to sleep.
Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse are in a heated courtroom lawsuit. The judge takes his seat and calls Mickey up and says, “From what I hear, people say your suing Minnie because she is silly???”
“No” replies Mickey, “I’m suing her because she is f*cking goofy”
I read all the quotes in their animated voices. Makes it funnier.
whats green ans smells like bacon?
kermits finger
who makes mroe money a hooker or a drug dealer?
a hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again.
superman is flying over metropilis one fine afternoon and he see’s wonder woman sun bathing nude on the roof of a building.
Superman immediately gets a hard on so he decides to swoop down and give her a quick bang, figuring she wont even know what hit her (because he’s as fast as a speeding bullitt)
as he flies away wonder woman exclaims “what the hell was that?”
to this the invisible man replies “i dont know but my ass is killin me!”
hmmm … www.tshirthell.com my friend.
So this meets a girl in bar, they hit it off and they both go back to his place. There getting hot and heavy and he starts sucking on her tits.
He notice’s that out of the left tit he gets white milk and out of the right tit he get’s chocolate milk. “Wow!” he says.
So he calls up his buddies to come over and check this out and they come.
A few minutes later 4 of his buddies show up and they each take turns sucking on her tits. Out of the left one white milk, out of the right one chocolate milk.
Finally the last guy stops sucking on her tits, looks at the girl and asks, “Why is it out of the left tit I get white milk and out of the right tit I get chocolate milk?”
The girl smiles and replies, “Well you guys call it chocolate milk, I call it cancer!”
Easy 8)
I dont get it. :?:
That’s because it was a tasteless joke.
That’s because it was a tasteless joke.[/quote]
Maybe but no worse then the sentence under your banner in your sig. 
Yeah that was a pretty bad joke.
Thats like laughing at war amps cause they have no legs… not cool at all.