tonight feels like christmas eve when i was a little guy… how do i go to sleep without killing that bottle of scotch in the kitchen? i tried counting sheep, ect…
help. or someone come over and bring beer.
Go for a jog.
Dying is kinda like sleep…
kill the bottle of scotch.
i’d give anything to go to bed now 
works owns me.
awww my nice warm sheets.
bottle of nyquil, .5 liter of 151, and four barbs = sleep
…maybe?
just use the scotch to fall asleep, that’s what i do when i cant sleep. I usually alternate sleeping meds (bourbon, scotch or red wine)
nyquil. actually i’m pretty beat right now. i’m gonna go pass out.
i dont have any nyquil. i should just go to tops and get some. or maybe just keep drinking this scotch.
i’ll just keep drinking this scotch.
read… it always makes me tired…or surf the web…like your doing.
lmao.^^^ Nice’
Lock yourself in the room, Turn off the lights. Then :cjerk:
That usually helps. lol
Me? My wife just woke up to get something to drink. Its onnnn. lol
Good Nite Bitchesssss
edit: FYI:cjerk: = choke the chicken [size=2]lmao[/size]
my ode to scotch…
oh scotch.
how you taste like someone took 765876958 cigars and soaked them in water in the dark for 10 years.
what a delicious taste.
how you make me feel like such a burly man.
scotch, you made me grow this beard, i know it.
oh scotch. scotch scotch scotch.
my ode to newports.
oh, newports.
how i smoke you when im sick, because smoking marlboros make me not able to breathe.
somehow, you make me breathe easier. maybe its the fiberglass.
maybe its the love from greensboro, NC in every one of your cute little green packs.
maybe its the fact that when i have a puff of you, i feel like i brushed my teeth today.
when i really havent in almost a week.
oh, newports.
do what I do…take a break from checking clearances and assembling an engine to look and see how Jam is doing.
Then go kill the bottle of scotch…
See what Crunk will do to you. It’s like Crystal Meth…in a can…you wont sleep for a week
thats Red Balls…Crunk is a little more potent
aahhh ok i see. damn. lol
Thanks to Crunk I’m still up 
God must finish engines…
you know whats funny. I always thought 94wvwglxvr6, was a chik until i saw this
tonight feels like christmas eve when i was a little guy
sorry bud. Its just something about that screen name.
My ode to odes
Oh, odes I want some oats.
It makes me want to take some notes
I can’t really gloat I have no boat
Not like I sleep ever right.
^^^^^^^^^^hahahaha sorry, jam, kinda funny.
and kill the scotch
and a bottle of nyquil