I should be sleeping like a baby right now. I’m sitting here wide awake :rolljerk: and couldn’t figure out why until I thought to check the label of the big bottle of sunkist orange pop I drank at like 10. Sho nuff. Caffein. :banghead:
I’m out of beer. Out of whiskey. I’ve got gin and vodka but I’m out of tonic. How the fuck am I supposed to neutralize the caffein now? Do I uncork a bottle of wine? I may just try the Svedka vodka on ice, but I dunno :uhh:
I’m going to go see what else we’ve got up there. I’ve got an entire bottle of menthol schnapps! :barf:
should probably just cutting your wrists… maybe the lack of blood or intense pain… feeling of impending doom… will make you fall asleep… or just pass out
I’ve got a glass of menthol mint schnapps on ice in front of me. It’s like drinking vic’s vapo-rub. Plus I just noticed it’s only 48 proof. Screw that. I need results. I’m going to toss this crap and do vodka on ice.
It was a bitch getting up, but after a lo carb monster and a bunch of coffee I feel fine. Plus I only have to work a half day today. As a team building exercise, all the engineers here are going to the bisons game this afternoon to eat and drink on the company dime while getting paid. :tup:
Haha at my last job our teambuilding consisted of being united against a common enemy: upper management. Not good in a company of like 10 knowledge workers. :lol:
