I would like to cordially invite Mr. OnyxZ32 to a highway challenge of death defying proportions on this the 31st day of August in the year 2006. If you accept this invitation please RSVP via telephone, AIM , or PM.
You Sir, have crossed over the line that 'twas written with a finely tipped quill. You’re dual shall be excepted, however 'tis not in this parties best interests to challenge you this fine evening; death-defying cannot be assured without proper preparation. Might we postpone this engagement until Sunday or before the ides? Until then, Au revoir.
On behalf of the one known as FD Jones, I in interim accept your declination of said original challenge, and hereby agree to your proposal for a new event to be executed on a date in which both official drivers and machines are prepared fully in body and mind.