The question is why the fuck does he let his wife control how he urinates?
I’d piss in a urinal that has ice. At least gives you something to aim at.
Ha, good question…
I do this. 2 reasons. the blow back, as previous mentioned from a nasty urinal is gross. Second, there could be 275 urinals in a row. the Second you pick one, the next guy comes in and pisses next to you, or one over.
Tho anyone whos ever been to lancaster in the last 10 years is use to pissing in a pig trough
If I were manlier I would call the guys out about not pissing in the urinal.
Or how about the guy who takes the middle stall out of three (no dividers) so you are forced to stand next to someone when it would have otherwise been unnecessary.
side note: today on rt 17 near horseheads I found a bathroom that had a little spay bottle on the wall to wipe the toilet seat with. NICE!!! I never felt so good about pooping in public.
I have the issue of not being able to piss in the presence of others. 
I use the stall cause I don’t need all you fggts eye fucking my Johnson.
You’re all wrong
I pee in the sink
too late. see my schweet custom title.
Guys piss in toilets almost everyday in their house or elsewhere, maybe they’re just used to it? Idk.
So true. You’ll get backsplash off both toilets AND urinals. I like making 45º angles (from x,y,z) in the front corner of a toilet or a 45º on the vertical urinal wall.
Minimal backsplash ftw. And yes, my pissing technique has been scientifically refined over the years.
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Thats awesome…
minus the fact that you’re touching a bottle that 100 other people who haven’t washed their hands yet also touched.
I personally don’t like peeing next to someone so I rather choose the toilet with the door.
Shitting in the urinal instead of a toilet. Why?
Trust your gut…
I want a urinal in my home bathroom…
That would be sweet.
Exactly. Not sure why it’s such a big deal?
This just sounds gay.
Try it, it will change your life forever.
When I wake up in the AM and stumble into the bathroom all groggy like, I sit & I’m okay with that. Sometimes check my email on my phone, reply to drunk texts received in the night and ignored while on silent. It also empties the bladder more effectively while seated. Otherwise I stand, rock a urinal, and bipedal in the fully locked and upright position. I’m not proud, I’m hung like a stud field mouse.
Usually, if both urinals are being used in our bathroom upstairs at work, I’ll walk out and either come back later, or hit up the other bathroom downstairs (on my way to the lab). Generally only if I was stuck in a super long meeting, and the peepee dance is in full swing, will I go into the stall to pee.
Dan