Someone did this today as I was taking a pay-poop. It pissed me off.
Sitting down while you pee, in most situations, is inexcusible.
sitting down to pee is ridiculous and people peeing in the stalls is so annoying when your taking a shit next to them
More annoying is when you need to take a shit and you have to wait for the fucker taking a piss to get out of a the stall, then when you go in… you find piss all over the seat. ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
This.
People need to stop pissing in stalls if they can’t aim their dicks into a 1+ foot diameter toilet. Not to mention it seems like most of them are actively trying to make as much noise with their urethra as possible.
SDS
Small Dick Syndrome
hahahah
Having re-read the OP, he may have gone to the stall because you were watching him so intently.
More annoying is guys that have to shit in public restrooms smelling the joint up. Not to mention all the farting, shit dropping, ass explosion sounds that the guy just taking a piss in the urinal has to hear.
mr. public shit taker.
Sorry buddy but when you’re stuck in the office for 8+ hrs a day without the opportunity to come home for lunch, it happens.
I shit once a day at work. It’s usually fantastic.
EDIT: and it’s a large “public” restroom with 6+ stalls.
Nothing like getting paid to drop a duece.
+1 for Dooking at work.
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My old roommate could not piss at a urinal. Big time stage fright. The funny thing about it was one time at a Sabres game he had to piss really bad. We both walk into the men’s room and the lines for the shitters are really long, but the urinals only have a guy pissing with one man on deck at each urinal. My buddy gets in the urinal line. I instantly know that it is pretty uncharacteristic of him knowing his problem. I go about my business and exit. A few moments later he comes out. Apparently he got up to the urinal and couldn’t muster even a drop. So he pretty much stood at the urinal for nothing and ended up waiting in the stall line anyway!
You’re really gonna hate on people taking a shit in a restroom when they have to take a shit?
Ignant, son.
No that whole post was really just sarcasm in a thread where people apparently get annoyed how others choose to piss SOOOOONNNNNNN!!!
Well at 1 am this was a funny read. Im now going to piss off my porch.
lol Thank you for posting that newman… It’s been a while since I saw that movie.
When I had a real 9-5 job-I would never piss at the urinal because when I did it NEVER failed that someone else would come in and want to talk to me while I was in the act of pissing. WTF??? It’s not like pissing takes THAT long that if you’re waiting for a stall it is going to be 5+ minutes.
At my old job we had a much more private bathroom where I could really get in some good poop talk. Nothing better than catching up with people on the john.
Now everytime I hit the john theres like 6 people around me and it’s as quiet as a church except for the random gassy gurgle or splatter. It’s awful.