People who chew with your mouth open...

fixed

uses every part of the bufffalo indian or sacred cow indian?

I stopped eating meat for 6 months because someone was chewing with their mouth open and a piece of hamburger landed on my face…true story.

lol

Jam - That brings up a valid point. How can these people be so un-presentable? Imagine getting lunch with a client, and he just sits across the table from you watching you slop your jaw around like a toothless Giraffe all the while thinking “if this guys business is half as sloppy as his etiquette”

this is one of the few things that really pisses me off, one of the sloppiest poor habits

teepee indian or ghandi indian

when i was a kid my dad would punch my side everytime he hurd a noise… my son was not told in school about this and i was upset about it b/c i know when i went to school it was something the lunch ladys would do… but i guess it does not happen anymore in schools (found that out at a PTA meeting) … but my son is fine now but im sure we will have a recourse once school starts once more

but i also have a fat mess next to me at work that does not know how to do it and also talks with mouth full of shit… and when she has candy she makes this slurp/sucking sound…oh its bad

god you loved the mt bean burritos

and paulo, i have 2 friends who regularly eat like this. theyre both single. coincidence?

parents tell you who the fuck to marry indian or fucking raided your great grandfather’s wagon indian?

ok i might be done.

sold Manhattan for some beads and a smallpox ridden blanket indian or shrewd Dell technical support indian?

Please stop making me laugh this hard at work. People are staring.

lol. im really enjoying the indian comparison

I hold my fork with a closed fist. I’m fully aware of the normal way of doing it, but it just feels more natural.

can’t top that.

wampum indian or rupee indian?

Blackjack dealer indian or mispronouncing your name “buy my weight loss miracle pill” indian?

hey guess what? your a slob

well, you may not really be, but please dont tell me you eat like that at like a business dinner or anything?

Dell technical support indians are the best.

I think those guys are just happy they got pulled inside where there’s AC

black indian

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