Have any of you ever had your significant other call you at work stating that there is a problem with somthing you though was just resolved recently and then after 3 phone calls and not knowing what it could possibly be the significant other laughs and relizes what had happend?
Well it seems to happen to me on a regular basis.
Here is my most recent one. Over my New Years vacation this year we had a plumbing problem with the riser trap on the tub and it leaking severly into the celling above the kitchen. So i fixed the clog and fixed the rotted out trap. Well my wife calls me today telling me the tub is backing up again but she checked and its not leaking. I tell her to open the trap see if there is any water moving or is she sees the clog. She then calls me back and states there is not water in the trap and the tub is not draining. So I tell her to run some water and see if it moves into the trap and she states no. As i;m thinking about what the problem could be and how to fix it she says “oh never mind, I accidently hit the drain plug” :rolleyes:
So in light of that I came up with a simple list alomost anyone can use prior to calling their significant other at work and causing them stress.
Enjoy and I love you Jenn 
(hopfully this will provide me some reading entertainment until I get to go home)
PROBLEM CHECKLIST
THINGS TO DO PRIOR TO CALLING (Insert name here)
PROBLEM 1-Light in the refrigerator doesn’t come on.
a) did you open the door
b) is there a light bulb present
c) is it plugged in
d) did you open the cabinet by accident
PROBLEM 2 – Back tires on the car do not move
a) Did you start the car
b) Did you step on the gas
c) Is the e-brake on
d) Are you even in the car
PROBLEM 3 – Door to house won’t open
a) did you turn the handle
b) did you open the storm door
c) did you unlock the door
d) are you at the correct address
PROBLEM 4 – Food not cooking or heating up
a) did you turn on the stove
b) did you turn on the microwave
c) did you light the grill
d) did you place the food in a closet
PROBLEM 5 – Water not coming out of the facet
a) did you turn the handle to “on”
b) did you pay the bill
c) are you turning a door handle
Following some of these simple rules will help elevate you looking like a jackass and not causing your significant other stress while at work.
:tounge:
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