i know i know wheres evryone goin this weekend for the"lot"
STOOOOOPPPPPP! Im just having fun :tong
hes just tryin to make me feel better nicole :hug
That is your problem right there! You sir, are a fucking pussy! I hope there are no razor blades around you right now, I’m scared you might cut yourself. Seriously, do you want to get married within the next year? If you answered no, then dont EVER take blame for anything. Everything is THEIR fault up until you say “I do.”
I guarentee you’re the kind of guy who is always in and out of relationships.
DON’T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
Go out, have sex with a lot of girls. Get drunk often. Don’t be “Mr. Softy.” Don’t tell girls what they want to hear. Your goal is NOT to end up with a girlfriend, your goal is to FUCK that girl. Erase all these “emotions” your experiencing and have some fun. If a girl is telling you some story and wants your opinion, tell her shes in the wrong. Don’t be that guy that girls go to where they unleash their fury of emotions upon. ITS NOT YOUR PROBLEM, ITS THEIRS.
Relationships 99% of the time are a waste. I was single for 3 years, banged some chicks, and threw out a dozen potential girlfriends. Seems like you’re letting the girls control you man, that needs to stop. A break-up shouldn’t effect you this much or even come to an online forum unless you were with her for 10+ years, married with kids and shes stealing all your money via child support and has taken your house and cars.
Until then, grow a set.
^^^ yes!
I was just gonna post and tell him to stop crying like a little bitch on these forums every damn day, but you said it WAY better. 
na im not a pyscho and will NOT cut my self just bullshit how she did it…
how about emo?
furthest thing away from that stupid fucking shit
Here’s my .02
Girls do what they want. You can’t change it, or do anything about it… so know it and just be prepared. You should be alright being alone, before you ever get involved in a relationship. That way when all is said and done, you can just go back to life as single, which you are okay with.
Dude, you’re 18 years old. She’s 18 years old. Do you think she knows what she wants? Do you know what you want? At 18, I highly doubt you get any sort of “pleasure” from emotions/feelings, and so forth. The only pleasure that should be your focus is pounding vaginas. Because every girl you end up with at that age only wants their vaginas pounded. Even if they have a boyfriend, they’ll want another guy to pound their vagina. Getting into a serious/emotional relationship at 18 is nothing but suicide!
:+1 “You cannot be happy with someone else, until you’re happy with yourself.”
And this is why you and I are the only two with JClark points.
o btw the asshole game only works until u hit about 23, then u have to be sweet, caring and all the shit that sucks. its called maturity fellas, it hits us all, and when it hits, it hits hard. doesnt mean we still cant steal there panties and wear them on our heads to and from there house!
Yup. Hm… it’s funny how everyone is like, “omg that girl banged him?! He’s the biggest asshole!” …Exactly! Girls take it as a challenge to change “that” asshole. And when they don’t, they get depressed and break up. Then that girls friends think they can do it. Then that asshole bangs all his ex-gf’s friends. Next thing you know, he’s 22 years old, banged well over 100 girls/sisters/mothers/grandmothers…
This thread is just plain awesome
or you can pretend your gay… just another challenge for them, but I’d rather have swifty comment on this method since I believe he has mastered it to the point where many of his friends have questioned his sexuality ;D
I never believed this method… until I saw it at work. There’s this gay guy, blatently gay and not even pretending… the hottest chick there swore up and down she was gunna screw him. Told all her co-workers, friends, etc. She didn’t screw ‘em cause he’s gay, but if he was pretending… it def. woulda’ worked.
and if you were to met mark (mcbitchen) you’d think hes gay. espesailly when beer is involved. that mean he holds his cig :gay <- like that. srsly he does. and he gets all the ladies.
Great thread hahahah.
My whole take on girls, they don’t go for the assholes cuz they treat them badly, girls go for asshole guys because they show they don’t care about the chick and than the guy becomes that thing the girl cant have. People want what they can’t have and a guy thats not interested in said girl is that unnattainable thing that must be conquered. Being a straight up asshole never works in the end though, it might get you a one night stand but who wants to go home with the chick that goes home with every decent looking asshole she can find?
So now how do I get these JClark points…?
Girls like guys that wear girls pants, they find them “safe” and figure maybe they can borrow some clothing in a pinch :nana