here is exactly what happen play by play…
so i had to pee at work so naturally i go to the bathroom. so i step to the plate, start letting it flow and notice there are pubes on the top and get discusted! i decide to promptly go back to my desk and rant about it to yall. so i start the post and halfway through typing it, it dawns on me that this would be that much moar bettars with an MS paint mural. so i construct an accurate dipiction of what i saw and posted it.