Pulled over doing 170mph... what do you say?

[Anonymity]

I think he should call robftw for his defense team

[Motocrossx23]

^lol.

I’d use the poop excuse, you can’t argue it. Either I poo in front of you or you let me poo at my house.

[snowracer101]

I was stopped for doing 140+, in a car… I’ll just say, my hood tasted really good.

[robftw]

I would have told the state trooper that my ex gf left me for a cop, followed by how i thought he was trying to bring her back to me.

[ubengineering]

@tearsofnorris

my thoughts exactly… more and more stories like this make me want to get rid of my bike because of the bad rep that comes with it and because assclowns like this fool are always out

Please get rid of your bike, more room for me on the road to be an assclown

[halas]

^
Get back to work Mike…

[Spam16v]

@boardjnky4

simple logic > you

got me.

[jgrotkier]

@Motocrossx23

^lol.

I’d use the poop excuse, you can’t argue it. Either I poo in front of you or you let me poo at my house.

I had a friend who genuinely had to poop and got pulled over down in Maryland. He told the cop he had to shit and was clearly telling the truth by the look of agony on his face. Let me tell you, that was the longest I’ve ever seen a cop take to write a ticket…

[yamba6]

@jgrotkier

I had a friend who genuinely had to poop and got pulled over down in Maryland. He told the cop he had to shit and was clearly telling the truth by the look of agony on his face. Let me tell you, that was the longest I’ve ever seen a cop take to write a ticket…

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, RIGHT NOW!

[Shockwave179]

lol that’s awesome