School detention slips: Some of them are :meh: , but there’s a couple good ones.
:biglaugh:
“Alex constantly defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted that the length of one kilometer was greater than that of one mile.”
Well executed “That’s what she said” jokes in there.
LOL This reminds me of one time I got yelled at for always smiling and finding everything funny. Laughing at that might not have been the wisest idea but I thought it was funny 
How about the fact that a teacher spelled “receiving” wrong in the blow job one??
That and the one about the miles and kilometers made me laugh.
That kid is probably now a bro king. “recieving” oral sex on a chair in the middle of the practice field. Well played, son.
lol at the browser one
+99999999999999
all your base are belong to us!
number 11 … improper use of punctuation in the quotation and the use of the word “too”
lol teachers are douchebags
This is awesome. When i have kids, i pray that a teacher does this.
Especially if they are stupid enough to try to punish students when they are wrong, 1km=1mile
Awesome.
lol i know ey