Taking a piss just outside columbus, I see 3 cop cars behind a geo storm
slowing following him in to the rest stop, while a couple of Mesicans are pushing 
:ugh:
So i get in my car, eat alittle bit of pizza i have.
Parking lot wide open, my luck they park next time to me:bash:
Sitting there Blocked In from OHP ( ohio state police ) :rolleyes:
the tropper walks up, Could you lend these guys a hand.
Thinking, Maybe, I want to go home i told him.
Ok what do they need?, “trooper, Im not certain, a jack or jumper cables” 
walk over to the driver, I cant understand a thing what he’s saying, Im so lost getting frustrated. WHAT DOOOOOOO YOU NEEEEEEEEEED !!! ?
the other 3 have gotten out,
I ask Loudly :rolleyes: He makes a Hand motion
( like a jerking off motion )
I said not tonight, your not my type maybe after i get done eating…
LOoooong Pause, The trooper is still in ear shot away, i hear him chuckle
so he trys to talk to them, Still nothing :rolleyes:
Finally the Mexican dude speaks to his buddys they jump in the car
and try starting the Storm, ITS DEAD :rolleyes:
so all 3 of them jump back out the car ( Like a Circus Trick )
at this point the trooper is leaving :asshole
I gave them a jump and the car started :bash: :bash:
so they go on the highway, I’m still eating. atleast 10minutes go by.
jump back on I-70 i see flashing lights ahead w/ the Storm pulled over:owned:
what a morning :rolleyes:
