Random Stupid Joke #2

So it’s Xmas eve and little billy goes to bed early hoping for santa to come and bring some presents. After billy is sleeping his parents take this opportunity to get some xmas eve banging in.

with a little too much eggnog in their systems, the parents get a little too loud and rowdy and much to their dismay, billy walks in while the dad is plowing his wife from behind! billys jaw drops to the floor in agony and little billy runs away crying while his drunk dad laughs about what happened

instead of chasing after him, the parents finish up thier business and ten minutes later the wife tells her husband to go comfort billy. with a talk prepared, he goes into billys room…

and when he opens the door his jaw drops to the floor as he see’s billy grandma bent over the bed and billy is stuffing her from behind!

billys dad doesnt know what to say, so billy takes the initiative

It’s not so funny when it’s YOUR mom is it!!

lol not bad, not bad

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef :smiley:

haha i like that

Girls with big tits work at Hooters right?

Where do girls with one leg work?

IHOP

:lol:
And then Dr. Stevil steals the lol!

Not bad. :halfclap:

what do you get when you cross a gay with an eskimo?

a snow blower.