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I fucking hate people that come into my store (Dibella’s) and sit there for 20 fucking minutes with no god damn clue as to where they are or what they want. ITS A SUB PLACE YOU FUCKTARDS!, look at the menu, pick your fucking food, pay for it, and then get the hell out. AND DONT ASK ME WHERE THE FUCKING STRAWS ARE!!! because they are ALWAYS right in front of your face. Maybe if you had the intelligence of that straw you would be able to navigate yourself to the nearest intersection and stand infront of oncoming traffic, but not, you do NOT have that intelligence. Stupid Dibella’s Customers- YOU FAIL.
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