Re-Fucking-diculous

Why are your ears in my beer glass of puke?

Of course you’re to blame. You’re inability, on the right, to put forward a reasonable candidate, made a Democratic victory a sure thing. I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but the black guy with the scary Muslim name won by A VERY LARGE FUCKING MARGIN. He has the mandate because his opponents (and predecessor) were so goddamned laughable. Shut the fuck up and try again in two years.

And if you think anyone else would be Ayn Randing, letting capitalism sort everything out, you’re huffing glue.