so im sitting at jury duty and i overhear this old lady talking to another old lady…, liiike 65+ years old…talking about driving…
she says this :
lady 1 “…and i never drive at night, i never really have to … but one time i was out somewhere and driving home it was dark out, and i was trying to turn on my lights and i had no idea how since i haven’t driven at nite in so long, so i had to pull over and get the manual out to find out how to turn on the lights!”
Old people who drive think they are always right too. Like yesterday there was an old geezer in the right hand lane at a light with a big sign that says RIGHT LANE MUST TURN RIGHT. Light turns green and he goes straight and then looks at me like i’m the retarded one.
OH and old people are always in the left lane… doing 10mph under.