As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.
Imagine this happening to you…
I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:
“Hello there, how are you?”
Now, I’m not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin just fine!”
And the other person says: “So, what are you up to?”
What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Huh, like you, just traveling through!”
At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”
OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say “No…I am kind of busy right now!!!”
Then I hear the person say…“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”
There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!
(retold without permission)
