Just because your uncle and someone else (not worth backtracking for) played someones bitch for several years (a family everyone should be proud to call their own), doesnt mean you should want to. I would assume their stories would be enough, but you really wanna test those waters yourself? Or perhaps this is a 2nd or 3rd trip, and you’ve got a secret love affair waiting back at the pen??? Seriously…you define douchery to its greatest length.