ROB FORD THREAD ::: Toronto Mayor smoking crack?

I love when Canadians get angry about politics… for some reason all i can picture is Terrance and Philip having an argument.

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He’s the best

“i never said i would eat her p***y,” @TOMayorFord said re other woman. “i’m a happily married man and i’ve more than enough 2 eat at home.”

yeah there was that and then comparisons to Jesus, threats to sue and more today…

I think these guys have retained some pretty incredible crisis advisors who have basically accepted that the situation is beyond repair so the only course of action is to make it so outlandish and sensational that it becomes a total farce and cannot be taken seriously.

I’m predicting 2 future quotes from Rob Ford; “Cocaine i a helluva drug” and “#WINNING”.

Too bad he’s not an american politician, he actually makes me want to vote. He doesn’t seem like the kind of guy that gives everything away to people who do nothing. I’d much rather have a crack addict in office who does a great job during his work week then a proper asshole dressed in a suit who does nothing for anyone that works for a living.

Its obvious he’s trying to lose weight. Crack is the best diet ever. Couple months and he’ll be under 200lbs.

Rob Ford just won…

I support rob ford

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This is garnishing some national attention now. I feel like the guy who liked an underground band before they made it big. :tup:

bing, that image is great once I got it!

He’s back at it!

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I didn’t know they had penguins in toronto.

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This dude is cool as shit.

I’m pretty sure most places in the world he would have been removed by now but Canada is so excited that people outside Canada are actually paying attention to Canadian politics they’re leaving the freak show on tour. They do love figureheads so that might explain stripping him of all powers but leaving him in office.

This guy is ridiculous. His semantics are hilarious. “I was asked if I was addicted to crack. I said no, never. I was then asked if I smoke crack cocaine. I said no, because I don’t. I just did it once.”

Matt Laurer poses the question “If you’re on a bender and black out drunk and a terrorist attack happens, what type of position will you be in at 3am to help the people of Toronto.”

He answers “That’s the same thing if you were drunk and your wife and kids were in a car accident at 3 am. What are you going to be able to do?”

Matt Laurer, “1,000,000 people’s well being doesn’t rest in my hands.”

:bloated: :uhh: :rofl:

That’s not it at all. They simply don’t have any legal means (recall, etc.) to remove him from office like we would if this was in the US. So they’re doing the only other thing they can do which is strip him of all power… however that creates precedent for other city counsels to act in the same way towards future mayors that they may not agree with regardless if they smoke crack or just have different policy views.

Canada’s laws don’t exactly parallel ours.

I’ll just leave this here:

http://www.policymic.com/articles/72259/rob-ford-smoking-crack-is-nothing-compared-to-what-u-s-mayors-have-done

'Merica

If the part about Newark is true, holy shit. ^