Roller Hockey

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@SVTtoEVO

Roller is fun as hell. And for those ICE players that are soo good, why you knock’n roller? I only stopped playing ice becuase my mother couldn’t afford it on her own, but if you think that means I can’t play you’d be waaaay off.

Roller ftw.

roller hockey players are “knocked” Because of their consistant cherry picking never backchecking , not being able to shoot a puck anywhere on net because its twice the size of a normal puck, completely acting like a retard and trying to put the puck between there legs when nobody is around them, toe drag is their bread and butter and they cant grasp the concept for stopping on two feet.

@Darkstar

I miss ice hockey so much. But thankfully the knowledge that I could put on a pair of skates and beat Chad’s ass so bad even after not playing for over a decade brings me joy.

true story, I went to play the puck last night chad was on the opposing team… chad went to check me chad fell slid 20 feet and went head first into the boards… it was great it was like watching a 25 yo with down syndrome trying to play hockey for the first time…

@starboy

Im actually contemplating on playing ice hockey again, I hear dans a really good goalie so since I like playing goalie and defense I might just have to play D.

this is true, just watch my center pass!