+'s and -'s of being a resident of Florida

Why would anyone think of moving to heavens waiting room?

-old people
-old people
-heat
-old people

VA ftw

VA

-Inbreads
-Inbreads
-No teeth Inbreads
-Did i say Inbreads

VA sucks…

if you get into an accident on your bike, if the cager is the one at fault they replace your shit.

  • old rich va jayjays

I was just listening to this song when I rolled into work today

LESS THAN JAKE “The State Of Florida” LYRICS

He says florida is slowly sinking, sinking into the ocean
He says the housing tracts are built on half facts and the rest half fiction
And i cant argue that statistics are becoming the definition of just standing
Still between glass and steel
Drowning in this quicksand

And the cities skyline hasnt looked the same,
Since the boom in south florida’s real estate
Its turning into more than i can take.
Too much, too soon, too little, too late.

Between the garbage and the concrete, to the construction grounds under our feet.
A boomtown gone bust, a goldmine to dust thats disintegrating
Where latch key kids from divorces, transplants and the foreign tourists fill up vacation
Spots turned to trailer parks cause this state is fading.

And the cities skyline hasnt looked the same,
Since the boom in south florida’s real estate
Its turning into more than i can take.
Too much, too soon, too little, too late.

And the cities skyline hasnt looked the same,
Since the boom in south florida’s real estate
Its turning into more than i can take.
Too much, too soon, too little, too late.

IT’S AMERICA’S WANG!!!

youd be screwed. A wheelie ticket can cost you 10 years in jail, revocation of license, and them taking your bike, FOR GOOD.

Not to mention the same goes for a 30 over ticket.

eekkkk

Florida sounds kinda meh.

I went college @ Lynn University in So. FL and the only 2 things I hated getting use to was the traffic & the humid weather. For the first year it sucked but I learned to deal with the traffic, but driving in Florida is not as worse than NYC/ Jersey traffic. Hurricane’s…psssshhh I take those over Buffalo blizzards any day. At least you can see it coming with warnings, leave and come back the next day or so, as if nothing happened. The winters here drag on for months, and when it rains it only last for 30 mins & dries up like it never happened.

  • You’d be in another state and would probably post less on this NY based board.

Fuck you beat me to it!

side note: Shifty’s link, while obviously moderately NSFW in nature, is unquestionably NSFW when you click on it.

LMAO

Florida=Bubbaville well at least the northern portion

Land of the strip mall.