+'s and -'s of being a resident of Florida

Lets hear them.

anything goes.

  • it’s the south and people are slow and stupid
  • Cops won’t know you for at least a couple weeks?
  • No state income tax
  • lots of jobs changing old people diapers

-over populated
-living costs are expensive
-way too humid in the summer and too much rain
-hurricanes
-florida sucks

+winters are amazing as far as weather…perfect…no humidity and no rain
+no state tax

+/-no state inspection (kinda nice, but you see so many pieces of shit on the road or on the side of the road)

-Huricanes/ Rain/ Humid

  • Living costs
    -Shitty economy
  • It’s hotter than a Camel’s ass
  • It doesn’t get as cold as a witch’s titty
  • women on the beaches

+nice weather all year round

+no state tax

+cheaper fuel

+cheaper cigarettes (if you smoke)

+better looking women

-very humid

-shitty pizza/wings

-tourists

-cubans

-old people

-they take your car if they catch you street racing

Are you talking about being a FLA resident and living in NY?

Depends on where in florida. If you’re talking central between tampa and orlando you are looking at some nice areas. Shitloads to do besides going to shitty bars after work and the hurricanes never touch you in that area.

I don’t think I could live in FL the way people talk about it. If I were to makea big move like that, I’d just say fuck it and go west coast.

false…when they had the string of hurricanes a few years back…it def hit tampa

yeah tampa def has gotten hit by hurricanes rob.

  • awful schools
  • chemical happy spraying for bugs
  • bugs
  • cubans

One of my military friends moved to Florida, lived there for less than a yea, and a huricane destroyed his house. Packed up the following month and moved to Virginia. He said that the one fact that all his move loved things could be taken in a day, wasn’t worth all the insanely hot weather, old people everywhere, and stuck up hot chicks that only come down for spring break.

Both you homos clean the shit out of your ears. Tampa is not central Florida. I said between Orlando and tampa. Its far enough away from the coastline for any major hurricanes to lose steam and its just a real bad storm by the time it gets there. I love you both though.

  • tint yo windows are dark as you want

shut up ORB

I wouldn’t move as far south as Florida. MD, VA, and NC are your best bets.