Sammy Van-Halen?

http://sammyvanhalen.com/ask.html

the best one

Dear Sammy:
where do you go to get tested for your STDs?
Thanks bra,
stevie

Dear Stevie:
The only STD I have is Sammy’s Thick Dong and the only doctor I know is Dr. Feelgood. Stop trying to bring Sammy down with your fears of good times.
Live and Let Die,
SVH