http://sammyvanhalen.com/ask.html
the best one
Dear Sammy:
where do you go to get tested for your STDs?
Thanks bra,
stevie
Dear Stevie:
The only STD I have is Sammy’s Thick Dong and the only doctor I know is Dr. Feelgood. Stop trying to bring Sammy down with your fears of good times.
Live and Let Die,
SVH