say goodbye to hummer, Saab , and Saturn

My Corvette is fucking falling apart and it only has 45K miles on it. My 04 GMC Sierra has all sorts of squeaks and rattles, and there’s mad rust starting already on the insides of the rear doors.

The fact that American cars are so cheap and easy to fix is THE ONLY FUCKING REASON that anyone would every buy one.

I’m going to go pour 20 lbs of sand in your intake. As long as you don’t beat on it, it should be fine, right?

And tire wear couldn’t possibly be because of shitty suspension that fails to line the tire up, could it?

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