Scratch offs

Tax for the poor and fuckin’ stupid, failed attempt at a planned retirement for those who suck at life.

Oh, and a sorry attempt at gift giving, and a boost in revenue for the state for marketing gambling for a gift for the holidays…

But my $5 gift to you could be a million dollars!!!

Same with my contribution to Social Security…

I hate scratch offs. My asshole family does the same shit.

I think I have better chances buying lottery tickets every week at my age than ever seeing a Social Security security check in my life time. Haha

Meh, I got one for xmas as a stocking stuffer and won $4. Took it to the gas station and got 2 more, won $20. Ride the tide!

I would never buy one, but occasionally they are fun.

Drive new BMW + drink Monster = New money ???

If you’re refering to me, I’m broke as a joke.

x…

I think around here, it’s “look at those pants, you’re broke as fuck!”

From what I remember anyway

I won $3 from a few I got as a Christmas gift and cashed it at Wegmans. More on principle, I’ve never bought one for myself, I’d prefer to gamble on something I actually have input on.