Wow...Im a moron

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So i turned 21 yesterday (go me) and some people at work did some nice stuff for me right? Got a butt load of candy, tons of chips for future shots/beer and lots of scratch offs.

Anyway, doing the scratch offs (about 20 of them) 5 scratch offs in, none are winners and im just thinking wow, this sucks. Then I hit this one called Pharos fortunes or something like that. Well you know where this is going now im sure…especially if youve been to spencers.

It was a match 3 like amounts one, and I scratched off 10,000 3 times. I was like wtf you got to be kidding. I instantly got all nervous, walked around the bar asking people if it actually said 10k 3 times. A bunch of people were like no way, this kids so lucky. A couple people laughed, probably because they knew it was fake. I had no idea. I dont buy scratch offs to begin with so I dont know which ones are real and which arent. either way, I got freakin owned.

I deserve it I guess since Im always playing jokes on people. But wow…I thought it was impossible for me to get embarrassed. I mean…I dont remmeber the last time I wanted to crawl into a corner and hide. haha At least I didnt run around, jumping and screaming like a fool. I just was in a fenzy. Either way, that ever happen to anybody before?

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No I iz not a moran

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Wheres that vid of the guy who thought he won the lotto and and freaked out. They got him a lotto ticket with #'s from an old date. Then played a recorded video of the drawing from that day.

Dude was pissed.

EDIT - fuck theres a ton of those vids haha.
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=lottery+fake&search_type=

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nice…did you win on the other ones

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lol that’s a good one!

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$25 total. I told the girl that got me the card that I was going to sue her for $10,000 for intentional infliction of emotional distress.

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or you could just throw it in her …:gotme: for emotional distress

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holy shit i gaurantee you it wont be long before someone actually does try that and gets some money out of it

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lol

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I know. And had I acted in a more extreme fashion, and physically became ill, its something you can actually win. But obviously its a work joke…Id never consider a lawsuit.

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true…but shes like 48. Ill pass.

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im still in… does she have teen girls??? and i would still hit it

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lol no teen girls. Almost 50 man, come on. Theres gotta be a cut off pt.

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wow thats a horrible thing to do to someone. i would have been pissed

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cutoff point is death, or shortly after

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we did that to my friend, he went running through the house yelling. Then we told him to read the back on how to redeem (which states its a fake) and he got real pissed.

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haha that really funny actually, i probably would have fallen for the same thing…

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lol

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guy thinks he should win 330 million cuz his numbers are close enough

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lol. Thing is, its slightly funny to me because I didnt act like a total nut case when it said I won. Im really thankful I didnt, or else I actually would have been extremely pissed. Thats actually one of those jokes thats just borderline pushing it. Its a bit much for some people to handle.