To the douche in the VW GLI that I flipped off about an hour ago: I’m sorry the symbolic nature of my middle finger offended you so greatly. I only felt the need to use it because you tailgated me, cut me off and then wouldn’t let me merge out of the exit only lane. In short, I used it because you’re a douche. And as for your offer to pull over to the side of the highway and fight? Thanks, but I really needed to get home and shit.
rofl