my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your he;lp
see, i volunteer on my sister’s softball team (im 21 the girls are 15)
and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i he;lp her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D… this is because her teacher is a prick… anywayz
so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
“no no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes.”
So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.
then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.
i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz he;lp you guys are really smart please he;lp me.
any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?