So, I get a Call today...

[Oprah]

@Tom Cruise

Yeah she is off with the little girl having a girl weekend. We need to get read for the ship to come still though so I’m kind of a little pissed she is wasting time and not prepping our stasis pods like i asked

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Yea, I’m still working on figuring out which color Stasis Pod we are getting. I think I’m going with black.

@ninety1two40

Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help?

You need to figure out what’s important in your life. I suggest getting a haircut like Mr. Cruise or possibly the same briefs he wore in that film of his. This will make her temporarly like you.