I can help. Tell your girlfriend that Tom has a small dick, like chinaman small and doesnt know that I’m not going to die and go to hell when he says the world is going to end. I’m just going home. This vacation has been nice but my throne awaits. Its a little to cold up here.
as for your GF fuck her in the ass and show her whose boss. Then fuck her mother and her younger hotter little sister. Stay with the girlfriend keeping it a secret till she has a presentation due for school. Replace her power point with the video of you doggy styling her mother while eating her sister out while her dad is watching and jerking of and choking himself.
Yea, I’m still working on figuring out which color Stasis Pod we are getting. I think I’m going with black.
You need to figure out what’s important in your life. I suggest getting a haircut like Mr. Cruise or possibly the same briefs he wore in that film of his. This will make her temporarly like you.
I’m sorry about your girlfriend. She seems out of control like Katie was when i met her. Might i suggest you something you can slowly introduce into her food. I t will calm her down and make her more fertile for when the repopulation process begins
