yo u watch the new jersey shore show on mtv. hella fist pumpin goin on
Mr. 91. Thank you for the compliment. You see the key with the older ladies is charming them with class. They don’t like the swaggered out guido types. they like someone to take them out on an expensive date, and spend allot of money on them. They also don’t like anal sex, so don’t force that on them if they don’t ask for it. Also a well groomed Fu Manchu will score some extra points with the “racy” milfs.
Aren’t those boys great? I love their muscles and tan.
Hey Oprah why did you get fat as fuck
shut your fat cunt mouth Oprah.
Go fist yourself over Tom Cruise or some gay book you Aunt Jemimah lookin bitch
I’m not sure if I want to be skinny or fat.
I <3 TC
Don’t you talk to my Oprah like that you child rapist
I love you to Opie
:rofl Alot of stars popping up lately. Looking into the 518?
OMG, this is awesome!
BTW Mr. Cruise, Top Gun is my all time favorite movie!
You tell em’ Tom!
Is Katie away this weekend?
You shut your little soulless alien idolizing girl mouth Cruise. The definiton of child specifically say " A person who has not yet reached puberty".
I will have you know they all had reached puberty and were consenting yo u fucking washed up pussy little bitch
Holy shit im laughing out loud over these last few pages. AHAHA
Yeah she is off with the little girl having a girl weekend. We need to get read for the ship to come still though so I’m kind of a little pissed she is wasting time and not prepping our stasis pods like i asked
SRS BZNS: You are a heathen who will be left on this earth when theend comes to burn in hell.
Wheres Christopher Walken with his soldering iron and poker face?
Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help?
Did someone ring?
^ HAHAHAH