So, I get a Call today...

[Tom_Cruise]

@ninety1two40

Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help?

I’m sorry about your girlfriend. She seems out of control like Katie was when i met her. Might i suggest you something you can slowly introduce into her food. I t will calm her down and make her more fertile for when the repopulation process begins