So your boss asks you to...

Jim: “Yo bro we need garbage bags and TP stat! If you want I’ll pick some up at WF”
Boss: “Use the ratty TP in the storage closet”
Jim: “OK, what about the garbage bags?”

He gave me a blank stare and went back to “working” on his laptop.

I’m almost positive its from rodents because I’ve seen what they’ve done to some of the cereal boxes around here.

You call that initiative? Just because he is too cheap to buy TP (he said he is bringing in some from home) doesn’t mean I am going to buy it for him. Fuck that.

Then buy a few rolls and keep them in your desk? What kind of job do you have that you call your boss “bro”? JW

Maybe start that roll on fire?

and people wonder how america got here. :hang:

Computer tech

I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with employees on a budget buying TP for their place of employment. Maybe you’re thinking of Africa?

Shit on Debra’s desk. LIKE A BOSS.

LMFAO… while your doing this, bring a boombox over and play “The Boss”- Rick ross

Throw it out in his waste basket while he is working.