Nick and Jessica are done!
Jessica, you’re mine bitch.
Just don’t, open, your mouth.
Well… just don’t speak if you do.
no one knows your a dumbass untill you open your mouth to say something…
i hear that once a week
Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me…
ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I’d say more like one in a million.
Lloyd Christmas:So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!!?
Where is your proof they are breaking up? I’ve only heard rumors that the deny all over the place…
I knew they weren’t going to last about a year ago… I have a friend from california who she met at a school play and spent a night with… she was cheating on Nick a long time ago.
" what was all that one in a million talk? " good luck howie :tup:
Good luck with that. She’s probably going to become a dirty whore now that she isn’t tied down so you very well could be in luck.
so what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
or wear a fishnet on my hair…
Been a while, I forgot the next part…
i have the script… i used to read it at work when I was bored. Now there is NYSPEED.
haha as soon as i posted that i was like nahhh no one’s gonna remember that :lol:
btw, ordered an 8500 x50 off eghey - lookin forward to it 
I already left my wife, am i my way to LA to serenade Jessica!