So my co-worker is checking his Gmail account this morning, and reads the following email with a resume attached to it (this is his GMAIL account, not his business acount, and obviously he’s not hiring anyone):
> Dear Sir or Madam:
>
> I am interested in the position you have available as an IT Technician.
> With A+ Certification and experience in maintaining and troubleshooting
> computers, I am confident that I have the skills needed for this position.
>
> I would appreciate a chance to discuss this job opportunity with you.
> Please contact me at your earliest convenience at 434-XXX-XXXX to
> arrange an interview.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
>
> XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX
This was his response:
Dear XXXX XXXXXXXXX,
I have looked over your resume and noticed that you do not have a college
degree or programming experience. I also noticed that you are a nutjob and
did not learn anything in the years of high school.
I dont think you will ever get hired by any company with a respectible
name. Don’t ever email my company again. God hates you and you are going
to hell anyways.
Thank you for providing me the amusement of reviewing your joke of a
resume. My coworkers and I all got a kick out of it. Especially the part
about “XXXXXXXXXX Christian School”. You really set the world on fire.
In closing, you are doomed to a life of poverty.
Yours Truly,
BIG Boss Tweed
Cyberdyne Cybernetics CyberWeb INCORPORATED
P.S. next time check your email address.
