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What if the offer of a job is only a way to get out of getting pointed at and kicked? Like they cut a deal, no kick in the nuts and only 2 point and laughs if they do the person that subsidizes them’s dishes and cleans their dog poop.

how do you set up direct deposit?

I was going to save all my money but now I think I’m gonna blow 3 hundo of it on some new skates. rbk 9k maybe?

Hmm i don’t know because the way i see this working is having it be where the poor actually stop being lazy and worthless on their own and then can contribute to society like the rest of us. The problem is these people are so poor and lazy that if we cut a deal and even give them a shitty job then we need to provide them the job forever because that is how these people function. Then we would be stuck employing these people forever. But i suppose if the jobs provided were in fact shitty enough we could still accomplish the same thing. At the end of the day as long as there is pointing and laughing i will give my support.

Did you file your taxes yet? If not, then opt for direct deposit on the tax forms instead of a check in the mail.

If you already did your taxes then you’re getting your redistribution of wealth check in the same manner as your tax refund.

I think as long as your tax return was direct deposit then this will be as well. Someone correct me if i am wrong.

I would accept that, but then point and laugh at them from inside the house behind the drapes while they were cleaning up the dog shit.

No no no. They’re like puppies. You have to praise the shit out of them while they’re working. And rub their noses in poor when they’re not.

I think the amount of point and laugh that can be worked off has to be capped. It has to be a progressive system too, the longer you stay on assistance, the more people get your name and you become indebted to. The carrot and the kick (in the nuts) system can be used to keep up their work ethic.

But you have to let then catch you sometimes and then try to act like you weren’t just pointing and laughing.

Just like the asshats that work for me. I asked one of them the other day if he was upset that i put his leash on too tight. Needless to say he didn’t get it.

we would also have to appoint whoever does Nelson’s voice on the simpsons as director of welfare. The checks come packaged like those musical cards, except they keep going HA-HA! HA-HA!

THIS IS EPIC!

I like it! :awdrifter:

so assuming that I used DD with turbotax, this will be dd as well here? I’m not sure if it would make a difference…

then again, is there a limit as to what the tax bracket cutoff is where I might not get anything at all?

Screw the eceonomy, my check is going to help pay off my Credit Card.

I just got mine yesterday :slight_smile: totally forgot about this. Very cool to just all of a sudden see 600 more in my bank account lol.

really i thought they were not being sent out till tomorrow

depends on the bank apparently

No idea. Unless the US Treasury decided to drop an additional 600 bucks in my account, then I’m cool with that.

I would be too.

ill forget all about this by the time i get this may30th.