sweetass movie quotes:

[Zer0DazE]

@SC_Steve

After snowball leaves…

Dante You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante You sucked his dick!
Veronica We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn’t mean I didn’t just go with people.
Dante Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica I’m sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that’s all you said!
Veronica Please calm down.
Dante How many?
Veronica Dante…
Dante How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Let it go!
Dante How many?
Veronica All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Well?
Veronica Something like… 36.
Dante What? Something like 36?
Veronica Lower your voice.
Dante Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Ummm…37.
Dante I’m 37?!
…

Dante My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks!
Customer In a row?

lol, beat me to it

try not to suck any dicks on your way threw the parking lot!