sweetass movie quotes:

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@JaysGreenLX

During a routine pull over.

“Show me how you suck a guy’s cock. Show me with your mouth! Show me with your mouth.”

Harvey Keitel - Bad Lieutenant

So many good quotes in “Casino”

Nicky Santoro: We’re supposed to be robbin’ this place, you dumb fuckin’ hebe.

Nicky Santoro: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you’re talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who’s gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin’ night.

Nicky Santoro: The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin’ thing. If a guy fuckin’ slipped on a fuckin’ banana peel, they blamed me.

(One of the best)

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see and uh… if you don’t have my money for me, I’ll… crack your fuckin’ head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I’m comin’ out of jail, hopefully, you’ll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I’ll split your fuckin’ head open again. ‘Cause I’m fuckin’ stupid. I don’t give a fuck about jail. That’s my business. That’s what I do.

Nicky Santoro: Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That’s the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin’ wise guy skell around’ll take a piece of your fuckin’ Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You’re fuckin’ warned. Don’t ever go over my fuckin’ head again. You motherfucker, you.

@BAD99TA

Here’s one from Goodfellas

Tommy DeVito: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can’t believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I’m free the next morning.

Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m funny?

Henry Hill: It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy. [laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What’s funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus…

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you’re funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

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