Texas hold 'em Poker, do you play it?

The problem with the 1/2 table is the amount of bad beats you take. It feels like every beat is a bad one with noobs sucking out all the fucking time! When you step up to 2/5 it feels like a whole different table usually, and if you get beat, you got beat by a better player. Either way your wallet is empty, the only difference is the bruised ego :slight_smile:

What online poker site has insta e-checks? I believe I played on PokerStars last year and the wait for my check was fucking retarded.

where can you still play online? (for money) How do you get around the legalities?

havenā€™t played since the whole banning online gambling

i havent played a real table in a while, just online. used to play every saturday with friends, until we all became alcoholics. never been to a casino :confused:

now both full tilt and pokerstars are using e-checks where you can just put in your checking infoā€¦and have drafts taken out of it to make deposits and the other way around to have it put back into your account.

i use to hate the hassle of having to fax in copies of phone bills and birth cirtificates or whatever to full tilt, or waiting sometimes up to 6 weeks for a check from poker starsā€¦it was such a pain, which is why i started going to the casino weekly and gave up on the sitesā€¦but a friend recently told me that poker stars was doing echecks so iā€™m getting back into itā€¦and just for fun i updated my full tilt and saw they were doing in tooā€¦so i may start playing on both again.

but i know this wonā€™t stop me from going to the casino, just prob will go there less nowā€¦thereā€™s nothing better than seeing the face of a guy you take down hardā€¦and then making a separate pile of chips to the side, and when people ask what they are, saying ā€œthese are his chipsā€¦ā€

yea i thought u couldnt play for money online anymoreā€¦

thereā€™s nothing illegal with actually playing online for real money from what iā€™ve heardā€¦the only legal issue is them having trouble finding a way to tax you on it, which is why they donā€™t want you doing it. if you claim it and what not, thereā€™s nothing illegal about it.

a friend thatā€™s into accounting told me also that you can only be taxed on pure profit from gamblingā€¦so if you can provide receipts of losses totaling at much as you won, you dont have to pay taxed.

example:

you win $10,000 in a tournament.

you provide $7000 in receipts and say i lost all this much before hand.

you only pay tax on $3000 of the tournament winnings.

i know a guy that will collect losing scratch offā€™s, every time he buys in online he prints up a receipt, every time you buy in for chips at the poker room in the casino you can ask for a receiptā€¦

ā€¦and hereā€™s the good oneā€¦go to OTB, and empty the garbage can of losing ticketsā€¦youā€™ll find thousandsā€¦may seem gross to go through that effort, but considering he doesnā€™t have to pay a dime of taxes on his winnings, itā€™s worth itā€¦

Wow, thatā€™s awesome. I will certainly reinstall pokerstarsā€¦ that wait was just so stupid! :tup:

I still wish NYS had a poker night.

damnā€¦ lol genius.

So will poker stars take US customers then? I tried signing back up at pokerroom not long ago, and because of my region I was only allowed to play with ā€œfunā€ money

iā€™ve never heard of anybody having any problems with pokerstars, full tilt, or bo dogā€¦but i wouldnā€™t ever recommend bo dog.

cool, thanks for the heads up man :beer:

fuck now i have the itchā€¦iā€™ll be in the poker room tonight if anybody wants to meet up and take the houses of some old men

I also play Razz, Pai Gow, Omaha.

Iā€™ve played in Vegas and also got to watch a final table at the WSOP in 07 (FUCKING AWESOME)

ultimatebet.com is the best online gaming Iā€™ve come across. .01/ .02 blinds up to 50/ 100.

Signing up for Full Tilt Poker right now

there are a ton of ways to pay on pokerstarsā€¦if you cash out over 1000 dollars you get your check within a week guaranteed. ive done it. :snky:

I voted yes and no, because your dumb ass made a poll with check boxes.

I play any type of poker. Not much experience with hi/lo or raz, but Iā€™m willing to try.

you didnt repsond last night :gotme:

Had 9 players.

Yeah man, I got your message this morning, the one you left at 4:54pm just as I had closed up shop =P

Otherwise I would have come. Thanks though.

none of you fuckers called meā€¦ is it cause im straight?

like my previous post saidā€¦this thread gave me the itchā€¦so i went to the casino last night.

fucking idiot friends convinced me to sit down and play pai gow for a whileā€¦ughā€¦and as the saying goes, the house always winsā€¦

in a game that has a supposed 63% push rateā€¦i managed to lose $200 just betting $15 or $20 at a time in a matter of an hour and a halfā€¦fucking ridiculoudā€¦63% push my ass.

then i decided to ā€œchase my lossesā€ as i like to sayā€¦and go to the poker room.

sat down with $200 at $1/$2, no limit, $200 max buy inā€¦and in a few short hours cashed out $665ā€¦feels good making that kinda comebackā€¦but sucks knowing my pure profit was nearly cut in half by that dumb main floor.