Texas hold 'em Poker, do you play it?

The problem with the 1/2 table is the amount of bad beats you take. It feels like every beat is a bad one with noobs sucking out all the fucking time! When you step up to 2/5 it feels like a whole different table usually, and if you get beat, you got beat by a better player. Either way your wallet is empty, the only difference is the bruised ego :slight_smile:

What online poker site has insta e-checks? I believe I played on PokerStars last year and the wait for my check was fucking retarded.

where can you still play online? (for money) How do you get around the legalities?

haven’t played since the whole banning online gambling

i havent played a real table in a while, just online. used to play every saturday with friends, until we all became alcoholics. never been to a casino :confused:

now both full tilt and pokerstars are using e-checks where you can just put in your checking info…and have drafts taken out of it to make deposits and the other way around to have it put back into your account.

i use to hate the hassle of having to fax in copies of phone bills and birth cirtificates or whatever to full tilt, or waiting sometimes up to 6 weeks for a check from poker stars…it was such a pain, which is why i started going to the casino weekly and gave up on the sites…but a friend recently told me that poker stars was doing echecks so i’m getting back into it…and just for fun i updated my full tilt and saw they were doing in too…so i may start playing on both again.

but i know this won’t stop me from going to the casino, just prob will go there less now…there’s nothing better than seeing the face of a guy you take down hard…and then making a separate pile of chips to the side, and when people ask what they are, saying ā€œthese are his chipsā€¦ā€

yea i thought u couldnt play for money online anymore…

there’s nothing illegal with actually playing online for real money from what i’ve heard…the only legal issue is them having trouble finding a way to tax you on it, which is why they don’t want you doing it. if you claim it and what not, there’s nothing illegal about it.

a friend that’s into accounting told me also that you can only be taxed on pure profit from gambling…so if you can provide receipts of losses totaling at much as you won, you dont have to pay taxed.

example:

you win $10,000 in a tournament.

you provide $7000 in receipts and say i lost all this much before hand.

you only pay tax on $3000 of the tournament winnings.

i know a guy that will collect losing scratch off’s, every time he buys in online he prints up a receipt, every time you buy in for chips at the poker room in the casino you can ask for a receipt…

…and here’s the good one…go to OTB, and empty the garbage can of losing tickets…you’ll find thousands…may seem gross to go through that effort, but considering he doesn’t have to pay a dime of taxes on his winnings, it’s worth it…

Wow, that’s awesome. I will certainly reinstall pokerstars… that wait was just so stupid! :tup:

I still wish NYS had a poker night.

damn… lol genius.

So will poker stars take US customers then? I tried signing back up at pokerroom not long ago, and because of my region I was only allowed to play with ā€œfunā€ money

i’ve never heard of anybody having any problems with pokerstars, full tilt, or bo dog…but i wouldn’t ever recommend bo dog.

cool, thanks for the heads up man :beer:

fuck now i have the itch…i’ll be in the poker room tonight if anybody wants to meet up and take the houses of some old men

I also play Razz, Pai Gow, Omaha.

I’ve played in Vegas and also got to watch a final table at the WSOP in 07 (FUCKING AWESOME)

ultimatebet.com is the best online gaming I’ve come across. .01/ .02 blinds up to 50/ 100.

Signing up for Full Tilt Poker right now

there are a ton of ways to pay on pokerstars…if you cash out over 1000 dollars you get your check within a week guaranteed. ive done it. :snky:

I voted yes and no, because your dumb ass made a poll with check boxes.

I play any type of poker. Not much experience with hi/lo or raz, but I’m willing to try.

you didnt repsond last night :gotme:

Had 9 players.

Yeah man, I got your message this morning, the one you left at 4:54pm just as I had closed up shop =P

Otherwise I would have come. Thanks though.

none of you fuckers called me… is it cause im straight?

like my previous post said…this thread gave me the itch…so i went to the casino last night.

fucking idiot friends convinced me to sit down and play pai gow for a while…ugh…and as the saying goes, the house always wins…

in a game that has a supposed 63% push rate…i managed to lose $200 just betting $15 or $20 at a time in a matter of an hour and a half…fucking ridiculoud…63% push my ass.

then i decided to ā€œchase my lossesā€ as i like to say…and go to the poker room.

sat down with $200 at $1/$2, no limit, $200 max buy in…and in a few short hours cashed out $665…feels good making that kinda comeback…but sucks knowing my pure profit was nearly cut in half by that dumb main floor.