Text a girl and ask her, "When you gonna let me tap that?"

[tom_vito]

@The1SloR/T

Stupid, But I’ll try it anyways

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Why did you just ask me that?
Me: Cause I want to know when I can tap it.
Me: so?
Her: Are you talking to me or some other girl?
Me: You!
Her: Why are you asking me if you can tap it?
Me: Because I want to tap it, so when where and what time?
Her: Right now in the dressing room
Me: On my way, can one of the other sales girls join?
Her: wow ur fucked up… i aint fucking you in no dressing room
Me: Well where the fuck do you want me to tap that? while your in the kitchen making me some sandwiches?
Her: are you like watching porn or something cause you sound like ur horny as fuck.
Me: damnit bitch, just tell me when and where I can tap that for christ sake
Her: ur pissing me off
Me: no, your pissing me off because you wont give me a straight answer about tapping that!!
Her: sorry
Me: Sorry for what?
…
she calls me and I dont answer
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: are you getting ass from that girl you been asking to tap because you cant answer the phone?
Me: Im texting the right person. will you answer me question?
Her: when i get home
Me: Can you grab me some duct tape, bacon, and a pack of smokes on your way?
Her: why duct tape? why bacon? and why didnt you get ur own smokes?
Me: Listen, dont question me. I want my duct tape, I want my fuckin bacon, and I need a pack of smokes. you’ll find out when you get home.
Her: fuck you i aint bringing you nothing home
Me: Please? I’ll rub your feet and shave your vagina!
Her: i dont need my vagina shaved i just shaved it 2 days ago and my feet r fine
Me: alright, just bring me home my needs and be ready for it to be tapped
Her: what are we doing tonight?
Her: i wanna know what we are doing tonight
Me: Well im gonna eat dinner, tap that, then I have not a clue, we’ll go from there
Her: wow your a horny son of a bitch tonight… were you not satifised by the other girl that you want me now? or did you watch to much porn.
Me: A little of both, see you when you get home.
Her: wow ur an asshole

Alright Im done. I’ll just show her the thread when she gets home…

Does it even count if she lives with you?

I mean this might be some funny shit if it was someone like your sister in law you were texting, but not your live in.