im doin it.
she doesnt text back very quick so I’ll update it when I get back home
and my girlfriend is texting it to my best friend who’s wife im texting 
My girlfriend & Rick:
Nicole: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Rick: What?
Nicole: what do you mean What? you know what im talking about
Rick: When ever you want Jeff
Nicole: This isnt Jeff… So when can I tap that?
Rick: Come over
Nicole: What about Christa?
Rick: Not home
Nicole: Do you have any clothes pins for my nipples?
Rick: lol
Nicole: what are you laughing about, Im serious… I want to tap that and have my nipples clamped.
Rick: Funny because Jeff is texting the same thing to Christa
Nicole: Well I guess they got something going on behind our backs… So why dont we have something going on behind their backs?
Nicole: Maybe he got the urge to tap it too because I’m at work and he is at home.
Rick: Ok lol
Nicole: So when and where can I tap that and do you have clothes pins?
Rick:I got the pins and tom. lol
Nicole: and tom? whos tom? why is he going to be there?
Rick: you can come over saturday night lol
Nicole: wait wait wait… who is tom? does he have a big dick? we can make this a group thing!
Rick: ok tom is gay, and he said he would not come near you because you remind him of his boyfriend.
Nicole: Was tom your boyfriend?
Rick: No ok bye talk to you later
Nicole: So what time tomorrow?
Rick: 6
Nicole: Thats kinda early isnt it?
Rick: No I work early sunday
Nicole: You sir, are a pussy
Rick: You have to swallow
Nicole: Who said anything about sucking dick… I just wanna tap that
Rick: you have to swallow the load you cant spit it out when I pull out lol
Nicole: So your going to blow it on my face when your done? I like that… Be sure to blow a good load cuz I want it to drip off my chin onto my tits.
Rick: It will be, see you at 6… Be wet
Nicole: Dont worry, Im always wet… Make sure you have a shamwow laying around… Where is this all going down at?
Rick: In the basement
Nicole: I dont know… Your basement got the whole " Silence of the lambs" feel to it
Rick: It will be fine dont be a baby
Nicole: Alright, as long as we cuddle afterwards and you dont make me put the lotion on the skin
Rick: Ok see you then
Nicole: Alright see you tomorrow… You better get the penis pump out of storage so you’ll be ready for tomorrow
Me and His Wife:
Me: So when you gonna let me hit that?
Me: Hello!? Stop fondling the daily products and answer me!
Her: Right now, I am getting a shower then im gonna put my leopard PJ’s on!
Me: Alrighty, do you have KY or do I have to bring it?
Her: Got it! and some toys, my pink friend is ready to go!
Me: Sounds kinky! you got your tubes tied too right?
Her: Thats right, no worries here, No pulling out!
Me: Oh splendid! do you care if I ask Rick’s sister to join too?
Her: Thats fine!
Me: OK, I’ll fill it up and she can suck it out
Her: We could take turns
Me: Well Rick’s sister isnt 18 so I can not engage in any sexual “contact” with her
Her: Lmao! U r so crazy
Me: So when is this going on now since its late?
Her: 2morrow at 6 in my bed
Me: Alrighty, get ahold of Rick’s sister
Her: K sounds good, playdate all set, I will charge my batteries
Me: Good, I got a 6D maglight Im bringing too