fixed.
i think i successfully pissed off every chick in my phone…
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: that ass
her: hmmm i dunnnoooo
her: when should i?
me: tonight?
her: your kidding
me: why would i be kidding?
her: (long pause) cuz you never said that before
me: well i am now
her: hmm
me: soooooo?
her: idkk
me: im not feelin’ “no” from this…
her: your not?
me: nope
her: haha we’ll see
me: well im kinda on a time crunch here
her: haha why’s that?
me: i just am
her: oh really?
me: yes.
her: i dont believe you
me: believe it baby
me: lets romp tonight
her: i cant tonight!
me: why not?
her: i have plans
me: so resched them
me: it doesnt have to last all night
her: oh really?
me: really.
her: i dunno
me: i do
her: what happened to all your other ladies?
me: youre the only one for me
her: lies
me: i dont lie
her: lol riiiiight
me: nah, seriously - id hit it
her: ok sounds like a plan
me: im serious
her: its so out of the blue (we havent spoken in 2 years)
me: so? just cause its outta the blue doesnt mean i dont mean it
her: i dont like random hookups remember? we can hang out though…
me: no, i dont remember anything like that
me: how about we hang out and then you let me hit it?
her: k that works
This may have actually worked out for someone :lol:
:tup:
will post results tomorrow, or later tonight :eekdance:
if any of you have troll accounts on other forums… use them to PM girls on there and post results.
bwahahahaha
aim is fun too, you get instant results haha
yeah you do :nudge: :nudge:
hahhaha
yeah that was a good AIM session whipes sweat from brow JK Aaron lolz
glad you had fun, don’t forget to paypal me the $$$ as agreed.
paypal sent
…wait…what was your “work” email address again?
Haha, some of these are pretty good.
IRC chat with some ex-coworkers…
<Joanna> so <name>
<Joanna> when you gonna let me tap that?
<Him> um
<Him> what
<Him> what ar eyou tapping
<Joanna> what do you think?
<Him> well i can only really interpret that one way
<Him> and im pretty sure you dont want to have sex with me
<Him> so im unsure
<Joanna> yeah your gf would be pretty pissed huh?
<Him> possibly
<Him> i dont think this is jo
<Him> sounds more like mel
<Joanna> it is i
<Joanna> check my ip
<Him> ok
<Him> so you want to ride the <nickname> train
<Him> and you’re admitting this in chat
<Other Guy> lol
<Him> something isnt right here
<Him> no, no, this isnt right at all
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: excuse me, i got a man
me: so, he doesnt have to find out…
her: (nothing)
phone rings ‘blocked’
me: hello?
him: is this ryan?
me: who is this?
him: is this ryan?
me: you called me retard, who is this? you must be a pussy if your calling blocked…what do you need buddy?
him: why you askin my girl when you can hit it?
me: she told me i can
him: dont you ever talk to her again
me: listen pal, shes the one that friended me on adultfriendfinder.com…
him: what? (talking in background) my bad man, take it easy
me: duces!! throws peace sign to phone
^ hahahahahaha I like this one
:lol:
yeah ok…
uh. i think i just had way too much fun with this.
me: so…
him: as soon as i’m wasted
me: hahaha aw i can’t post that!
him: haha why not lol
me: because you won’t ever be wasted.
him: which is why it’s funny.
me: no it’s mean. hahaha.
him: oh stop. it’s funny.
me: yeah it is. i’m posting.
me: so…
him: you read too much nyspeed 
me: ahahha. had to see if it would work.
him: what was supposed to be my response?
me: you tell me.
him: well i did have a few glasses of red wine.
me: haha meany.
him: red wine is supposed to make you horny, stupid.
me: oh yeah? but you’re saying you’d have to be drunk!
me: so…
him: when the moon gets bigger than the earth.
me: hahaha awesome!
him: what are ya doing anyway?
me: so…
him: whenever you wanna.
i’m sure i’ll get more responses soon. ha.
Dawn…
