Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

[Murrdog9000]

@DeathbyRT

First off, this can and does work. I have done this before with random girls i either meet at parties/shows and or went to school with. If you used to talk to them a little then stopped for a while it works like a fucking gem. It works a hell of a lot easier if you look like David beckham though. Which i obviously know all about.

My exact thoughts.

Death… you got a crash on David Beckam?

Death… u mad?